Wednesday, March 30, 2005

best highlight of my life!

Last night, after Deaf play rehearsal, my mom paged and asked me to get some cake mixes and a dozen eggs. So I went to get them: 6 boxes of cake mix and a carton of one dozen eggs. Obviously, my hands were full, but was able to talk to mom on the SidekickII. Then I walked to the front of the store to the area that's open space right before you go into the registers. I walked past a stand-alone poster sign and a lady was stading there, reading it. It caught my eye and I walked up to it. The lady left, and I stood there alone looking at pictures of a baby in a hospital. I looked at all of the pictures, catching "we are learning sign language" and a picture of the baby boy wearing hearing aids. I thought to myself that it's a cute baby boy. I was still talking to mom on the SidekickII when I scanned up from the picture of the boy to the picture of his parents. *GASP!* I paged my mom with "HOLY SHIT!", tried to switch to the camera mode and accidentally shut down my SidekickII. Shit, shit, shit!! I fumbled around with my hands full of grocery, set them all down on the floor, then tried to get my pager started up again. Frustrated, I grabbed all the cake mixes and eggs, and set them on an unused register. I walked back and made sure my SidekickII started up. My mom paged me back, but I ignored her, taking 3 pictures of the stand. Here are the pictures: the front side; the back side; and a closer shot of the bottom right corner of the back side. I was in TOTAL shock, because I remember 10 years ago, I used to work at this awful grocery store chain. I worked at that shitty, discriminating store, "Smitty's", which merged with Smith's, and then it merged with Fry's Food Marketplace. There I am standing in shock at Fry's. I know the guy! It hit me, I remember telling him, "Listen asshole! For the shit you give me, I hope to God you get a Deaf son and then you'll feel the guilt and the pain you put me through!" I don't know why I said that, but knew he was going to have a deaf kid and warned him that he'll feel bad about treating me this way. The guy has twin sisters, one is such a bitch and the other is sweet, but still bitchy. Those three were part of making my life Hell while working at Smitty's. I looked closer to make sure it is the SAME guy I am thinking of. Yup, I saw his full name. Same guy, same asshole. But he better be a nicer guy than he was before! You might ask, "Why was that poster put up???" Well, I found out from parts of the poster, it is a plead for money to donate to the March of Dimes organization. Ahh, the dude's pimping his Deaf son! Anyway, it's a local Fry's Marketplace store. I know I am bound to bump into that asshole sooner or later. I simply don't know what I am going to do or say to him when I do.

Wow! The dude got OWNED!

No comments: