boo.

Hmm.. I got into a short, but interesting, debate about how hard it is to scare me. I rarely get scared. My friend pointed out that there's something wrong with me because I lack some emotions such as being scared. Hmmm! Very interesting aspect.

idle realization

Here I am in the bathtub with a lit candle. While I was resting there and looked at the candle, I glanced over and stared at my legs. I suddenly realized that my legs are getting more toned and slender than it was before!

See? Pilates does work!

quiz plug - What's Your Summer Ride?

Your Summer Ride is a Jeep

For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities. You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones.

What's Your Summer Ride?

want some?

Yesterday and today, I had to help my mom make approx. 700 pieces for a women's conference tonight. I am so glad it is all done, but we're delivering them in 30 minutes.

Whew!

quiz plug - Which Outsiders Character Are You?

(Refresh if picture doesn't show.) Two-Bit Matthews: His real name is Keith. He has
the nickname of Two-Bit because he always has
to put his two bits(cents) and have his say.
Two-Bit is the joker of the Greasers gang. Even
though he is over 18 years of age, he still
goes to high school but just for the fun of it.

Which Outsiders Character Are You?
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quiz plug - What Classic Pin-Up Are You?

You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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quiz plug - The Eye color personality test

You chose blue eyes. You're a very smart, intelligent person. You like
to take things apart, and see how they work,
and sometimes put them back together again. In
your class, you're probably the student who
raises your hand the most, soaking up all
knowledge for future purposes. Sometimes you
can be a bit of a know it all, and you kind of
always have to be right.

The Eye color personality test
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quiz plug - How Horny Are You?

Your So Horny You could Burst At ANY Moment! You
know what you want, and you get it!

How Horny Are You?
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quiz plug - You Have A Type A- Personality

You Have A Type A- Personality

A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

another painfully hip store

Interesting.. I hope I get in better shape soon, because I wanna buy stuff from this store.

quiz plug - What's your life rated?

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

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quiz plug - What's Your Japanese Subculture?

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were! You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji. You even answer your phone "moshi moshi." While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope. Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

quiz plug - What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Hidden Talent

You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations. You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts. Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition. The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

quiz plug - The Underwear Oracle

What Your Underwear Says About You

You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there! You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

The Underwear Oracle

quiz plug - Kissing Purity Test

Your Kissing Purity Score: 26% Pure

You're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.

Kissing Purity Test

quiz plug - How Are You In Love?

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

quiz plug - What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your Birthdate: October 16

Your birth on the 16th day of the month gives a sense of loneliness and generally the desire to work alone. You are relatively inflexible, and insist on your being independent. You need a good deal of time to rest and to meditate. You are introspective and a little stubborn. Because of this, it may not be easy for you to maintain permanent relationships, but you probably will as you are very much into home and family. This birth day inclines to interests in the technical, the scientific, and to the religious or the unknown realm of spiritual explorations. The date gives you a tendency to seek unusual approaches and makes your style seem a little different and unique to those around you. Your intuition is aided by the day of your birth, but most of your actions are bedded in logic, responsibility, and the rational approach. You may be emotional, but have a hard time expressing these emotions. Because of this, there may be some difficulty in giving or receiving affection.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

quiz plug - What Mixed Drink Are You?

You Are a Margarita

You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party! You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

last weekend

This is Thom from San Diego. We had some really good laughs last weekend. What a bad boy! He got me to try that pineapple with 151. Two sips of that stuff got me buzzed. That did me in for the weekend!

Some of you may wonder, "When did he start drinking?!" I started drinking during the first week of August 2000. I tried rum & coke with Samuel Adam's beer. Bad combination! I felt so sick. After that experience, I never liked to drink rum or beer. I only drink fruit types of liquor.

Anyway, someone recently found out I drank some 151 and claimed that I am gonna be an alcoholic. I think that's funny because I don't have a desire to drink. I could go on for months without a drink and not miss it. *shrug* I tend to drink socially, but never overdo it. Idiots are the ones who overdo it.

After all, there is moderation in everything!

a sexy game

Me and my naughty mind! You could get these ice cube trays at IKEA and make jello or ice pieces for a tic tac toe game. Clothing is optional! :-x

stupid joke

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?

A: Because the farmer said, "Lets go to Church's chicken!"

from the desk of Dorky Pottyface

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickleb = doombahc = gooberd = cheeseye = crustyf = greasyg = dumboh = farcusi = dorkyj = doofusk = funkyl = boobiem = sleezyn = sloopyo = fluffyp = stinkyq = slimyr = dorfuss = snootyt = tootsieu = dipsyv = sneezyw = liverx = skippyy = dinkyz = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippinb = featherc = giggled = burgere = chickenf = barffyg = lizzardh = wafflei = farklej = monkeyk = flippinl = frickenm = bubblen = rhinoo = pottyp = hamsterq = buckler = gizzards = lickint = snickleu = chucklev = picklew = hubblex = dingley = gorillaz = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = buttb = boobc = faced = nosee = humpf = breathg = pantsh = shortsi = lipsj = honkerk = headl = tushm = chunksn = dunkino = brainsp = biscuitsq = toesr = doodles = fannyt = snifferu = sprinklesv = frackw = squirtx = humperdincky = hineyz = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON.. Use your new name as the subject or title.

food for thought

asshole/bitch quiz plug

I am 66% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.

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fitness centers

My mom is a member at Naturally Women. Her friend is also a member there. While I was talking about my fitness center, LA Fitness, mom mentioned that hers is probably going out of business. Her friend went to check out LA Fitness. When the staff at LA Fitness found out she is a member at Naturally Women, they profusely apologized to her. They explained, "In the world of fitness entrepreneurship, we are very embarrassed and ashamed of the Naturally Women's tactics and the way they ran their business. We offer a very, very good deal for the current members of Naturally Women!" It seems that while Naturally Women fitness center is struggling with their finances and may go out of business, they STILL had new customers sign up! If you know someone who is a member or thinking about joining Naturally Women, tell that person DON'T!!! Encourage your friend to join LA Fitness instead! I am happy with LA Fitness because they have a lot of exercise equipment, steamrooms, saunas, racquetball courts, basketball courts, swimming pool, hot tubs, aerobic classes, Pilates, spinning room, and more. To be a member at LA Fitness, all it requires is a one-time $99 fee to join with a month-to-month 25 dollars membership charge. Best of all, there is no contract!

upchuckin' J

I thought that's a good effect, a blurry shot of Jeremiah upchucking endlessly. Poor guy!

a package arrived in the mail!

Yup! I am gonna be practicing spinning poi! I can't wait for Fire Frog to get back from Burning Man and train me!

Bobby.

Plastered lil' boy in blue had a bad weekend.