stupid idiot.

I'm such a stupid idiot.

Why? Well, I bought a hamburger in a paper bag then went to a gas station across the street to get money and a drink. I walked out the gas station with my hands full. I was holding money, a receipt, a bag with hamburger inside, debit card and a wallet with a zipper. I fumbled around, trying to get my money into my front right pocket, slip the debit card into my wallet, zip it shut, then slip it into my back right pocket, and rip up the receipt. I realized the drink and bag of hamburger were in the way. So, I grabbed the top part of the brown sack in my left hand with my lips and lifted up the hamburger while I shifted the bottle of soda from my right hand to the left. I finally got my money stashed away, my debit card put in the wallet, tucked into my back pocket, and the receipt torn then tossed to the garbage. Whew! With my right hand, I grabbed the brown bag from my mouth and pulled it down.

Fuck.

Big mistake! Know why? The dryness of the brown paper bag sucked up the moisture from my lips. It naturally dried up my lips. So, when I pulled the bag down, I immediately tasted blood. I discovered the paper bag peeled off some of my lip skin! Now, drops of blood are glistening on the brown bag.

This is the last time I'll put a paper bag in my mouth! Ugh. I guess I can't kiss until my puckers are healed!