I feel so crude and morbid right now.
I just woke up from getting my colon explored! They injected some air so my colon inflated like a clown's twisty balloons. I'll tell you.. It was PAINFUL!
Anyway, I'm on my way to my mom's for some TLC and food. Then, I'll be home at my place for a little rest and packing the last things for my move to Baltimore, Maryland.
Now, I'm faaaarting. And faaaaarting. Away!
Don't worry, it's unscented.
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If it makes you feel any better, I ate half of a decent sized watermelon the other day then went to go hang out with a friend. The WHOLE time I was trying not to fart and kept having the gurgles in my belly. Oh, it was soooo uncomfortable. Not nearly as uncomfortable as a colonoscopy, though!
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