Gotdammit! It's just NOT right!! I found a local blog and it had a really bad joke about Chinese and their accents.
Chinese Newlyweds
Published Oct 9, 2005 by Mark
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries…
"You want… Chicken wiff Broccori?"
1 comment:
Accents are hard to miss and often imitated by others in a joke or in another way.
In the movie, The Crash, the very beginning involved 2 ladies and one of them is Asian. She said one word wrong and the American lady caught it and used it back against the Asian lady.
Anyways, the joke in your post could be done without the "accent" and the end would still be funny.
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