Not to poke fun of my Texan friends, but I wonder if she is from that state. America got the world's reputation as one of the fattest countries in the world. Make that fat and patriotic. That picture makes me scared of being an overweight American. Thank God that I am taking Pilates and eating better!
It's just SO wrong that we, fat Americans, have come to the point where we think more is better. More food, more gas, more wood, more fast food, more water, more toys, more greasy food, more money.. Take another look at the picture again, see the bright flags sparsingly covering all that supple flab and think to yourself, "More sex.." Well, yeah, I can see you painfully cringing and wishing you never saw the picture! I'll bet if you spanked her ass, all the little flags would start waving proudly. Ain't that a bitch of a turn-off?!?!
So, here's the bottom line: Learn to take things in moderation! Don't be fat, be healthy.
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