Happy Halloween!

I know this is a bit early, but Happy Halloween! ;}

happy birthday sean!

Yup, tomorrow is his birthday! If you know who he is, give him a call or an email! He's gonna be a 30 year old fart!

IKEA - Be the first to know

IKEA - Be the first to know

How to get rid of skidmarks

• 1 cup water
• 1 cup crystal white (cheap ass detergent)
• 1 cup ammonia

Mix and put in spray bottle. When clothes have stains on them, spray ASAP and lay it on thick. Let sit for a while, then throw in the laundry and wash. Most of the time, this cleaning shit works, and even works BETTER than brand name stain removers!

Test

Here is a musical note!

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dvd reviews

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408970/ This is a great movie!


Dark Water (Honogurai mizu no soko kara 2002)

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The Eye (Jian gui 2002)

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Steamboy (2004) What can I say?? The animation is unbelievable! The same director, Katsuhiro Ôtomo, of Akira also directed Steamboy. He pulled it off! The movie's setting is in the 1860s era in London. It was about a boy who was asked to take care of a steam-compressed invention his father and grandfather created. Several countries and agencies were very interested in the "Steam Ball". Fighting over the power to use the "steam Ball," a battle broke out. I do not want to spoil the plot, so you'll have to rent it and find out!

An added bonus to this Steamboy DVD, it contains the preview for Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children movie coming out this September 13th! It'll kick the original Final Fantasy movie's ass!

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**check imdb.com for more details**

so proud.

Yes. I am feeling so proud of my mom right now. I recently got a few forwarded emails from her. You know how annoying those forwarding family and friends can be when they forward you emails? Even when the emails contain attachments of really LONG emails in the "TO:" section??

Okay. I just realized a few minutes ago that I taught my mom earlier this year to never use "TO:" and ALWAYS use "BCC:" in her outgoing emails. She even erased the annoying old, attached email addresses from people who forwarded to her.

Bless her heart!

eat pie!

Me and my interpreter, who was the reigning queen of the pie eating contest 2004, at a pie eating contest!

Guess who won??

Yup, I totally sucked!

And won.

Yeah, I am sorry for the blurry pics. Another sweet interpreter was there to take a picture of us, but she never used a Sidekick2 before so she fumbled a lot and messed up the pics.

Awwwww. But you can tell which one is me.

birthday cakes for me and Julie

The chocolate caramel peanut butter one is mine and the raspberry lemon one is Julie's. Both cakes taste fabulous!

gwen's love angel music baby tour

We had interpreters for the concert. It was a lot of fun! However, the interpreters could have been better prepared.

intermission!

That's me and Veevee during the intermission after the Black-eyed Peas' performance. One of our friends, Rob, came by because he was in the audience and noticed the interpreters. It's funny to bump into him in a BIG city as Phoenix! I always bump into him at a restaurant, bar, events and/or school. Yes, he is also an interpreter. I took a pic of him with the red light the interpreters were using to interpret in the dark environment. See how spooky Rob looks?? Surely, he is very ready for Halloween!!!

black-eyed peas

They're the opening act for Gwen's solo tour. And, guess what? Phoenix is her first stop!

Horoscope | The Onion

Your Horoscope | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Libra September 23 - October 23 You've never been afraid to try new things, at least not as such. You're afraid of the special Church-controlled hit squad that finds people trying new things and gives them two behind the ear."

templates plug

I am considering this template.

this sunday

Guess where I am going with Vee??? And, no, Vee, you can't post the answer here or that'll be cheating! Lol!

I am thrilled to be going to this event this Sunday! Several friends think that we are lucky bitches to be going for a few hours. Of course, interpreters will be available at this event.

Behind! Draggin' my ass!

I can't believe how behind I am on a lot of things: my blog entries, homework and keeping in touch with family and friends. I'll post and publish a few more draft entries I left in my blogging folder for the last 2 or 3 months. I need to sit back and set my priorities in order. I don't have enough time like I used to, and I don't have enough money to spend on fun activities for a while.

So, I need to really think this out thoroughly.

*gasp!*

Gotdammit! It's just NOT right!! I found a local blog and it had a really bad joke about Chinese and their accents.

Chinese Newlyweds
Published Oct 9, 2005 by Mark

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries…

"You want… Chicken wiff Broccori?"

AIM Virus fixes

Hey, you bitches. If you or your buddies infected your own computer with an AIM virus, fear not!! For I have listed 2 links to save your IMing ass!

The current osama AIM virus can be fixed with this link.

Any other kind of AIM virus fixes can be found in this link (a good resource, but their pop-ups, fuckin' Hell!).

blog plug

Interesting to find a Japanese blog about the Deaf Japanese!! Another 258 find with the help of Google Blog Search!

Frapper!

258! If you are Deaf, go map yourself HERE!

a surprise by Googling

I was browsing for my name on Google and found a poem recital I did last Spring. You can see my school posted my poem with a couple of spelling errors. I'll paste my copy here for you to read!

Enjoy!


Heartsick by Deaf258

alone, sitting here waiting
eyes searching for love, a dream
in the vast sea, swims a few fish
floating in toxic waters, dying
in limbo, washed up and bleeding
rent to pieces, torn to patches

wounds and scars of the opposing
sexes, imposing absurd rules like
kill or be killed, love or be loved
twist of words, mind-bending games
now, it is a new set of silly laws
kill or be loved, love or be killed

razing, fazing, hazing, amazing
left there discarded, pain a' blazing
maddening, saddening, not gladdening
left there thrown away, old scrapings
wild vertigo, empty-headed and crazy
mentally furious, the burning soul

feeling small, reckoning the stars
moonless in the cold, midnight sky
hugging and crying, sad all alone
the feeling gnawing the heart, pain
dark clouds begin to cover, brooding
the rain came, oh, it fell, hard with hail

laying back, hurting and stinging, oh
not with a damn care, for life and love
motionless and still, welts and the red
lying back, ailing and cutting, oh
not with a damn dare, to live and love
the nicks bled and pretending to be dead

razing, fazing, hazing, amazing
left there discarded, pain a' blazing
maddening, saddening, not gladdening
left there thrown away, old scrapings
wild vertigo, empty-headed and crazy
mentally violent, the burning heart

lying, ready and waiting, dying
killing, hurt and waiting, loving
in limbo, washed up and discarded
bleeding, sad and waiting, needing
weeping, at rest and waiting, sleeping
death hoping, the soul rent to pieces
death wishing, the heart torn to patches

razing, fazing, hazing, amazing
left there discarded, pain a' blazing
maddening, saddening, not gladdening
left there thrown away, old scrapings
wild vertigo, empty-headed and crazy
mentally violent, the burning soul

..alone and heartbreaking.

- Deaf258 © 2002

tutorial plugs

Here. 2 tutorials about making your own wallet. Use your imagination!

Duct tape wallet tutorial if you haven't seen it yet.

And I think a 20 dollar wallet tutorial.

Enjoy! ;)

quiz plug - If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?

You're Sorority Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're
really cheesy! Have fun with the entire
football team.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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greenfairydotcom

I find this article interesting. When I get flowers, first reaction would be that I appreciate them, then second reaction would be that I get a little suspicious. I dunno why if it is bec I am not used to having people do nice things for me or if that I expect the worst?? Hmmm.

Utahism

You know you spent too long living in or that you're from Utah when. . .

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange.

You can pronounce Tooele.

The U is not just a letter - Neither is the Y.

You have actually eaten funeral potatoes.

You've gotten both heat and frost burns off your car's door handle in the same month.

You are not surprised to hear words like "Darn, Fetch, Flip", "Oh, My Heck" and "Shoot".

Your tulips get snowed on three times after they come up and twice more after they bloom.

Hunting season is a school holiday.

The largest liquor store is the state government.

You can go skiing and play golf on the same day.

30% humidity is muggy and almost unbearable.

Somewhere in your family tree is a polygamist.

You know the difference between a 'Steak House' and a 'Stake House'.

The elevation exceeds the population

You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.

You can see the stars at night.

You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever."

You were an aunt or uncle before you were three.

Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

You have more children than you can find biblical names for.

Your family considers a trip to McDonald'd a night out..

Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.

You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night Football.

Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday.

You drink Coke from a brown paper bag.

You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.

At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors.

You believe that you must be 18 or older to order coffee at a restaurant.

You wonder why fire truck drivers honk when you drive 35 mph in the left lane on the freeway.

There is a similarity between a ward basketball game and the L.A. riots.

You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

You negotiate prices at a garage sale.

You can make Jell-O salad without the recipe.

You've heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting.

You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times.

Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.

A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.

Cars in the slow lane are traveling the fastest; cars in the fast lane are traveling the slowest; cars in the middle lanes are always trying to exit.

Sandals are the best-selling shoes.

You have to ask for the uncensored version of "Titanic."

Hotel rooms all have the Book of Mormon.

You buy your wardrobe at the local grocery superstore.

You learn about the Mormon Church by taking history in elementary school.

You live in a state where Democrats always come in third place, unless a zoo animal is running. Then they come in fourth.

You're on your own if you are turning left.

Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but close for the opening of hunting season.

People wear shorts and T-shirts if the temperature rises above 32 degrees.

There is a church on every corner, but they all teach the same thing.

The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift.

People drive to Idaho (or Arizona) to pick up a gallon of milk so they can play the lottery.

In-state college football rivalries are bigger than the Super Bowl.

Beer drinkers don't shop on Sunday.

You don't have to breathe cigarette smoke until you walk outside a building.

The cost of living rises while your salary drops.

Every driveway has a minivan and a pickup truck.

When you buy a new vehicle, cigarette lighters are optional equipment but gun and ski racks are standard.

Every time a new family moves into your neighborhood, the local elementary school has to hire a new teacher.

Your paycheck has an additional 10 percent deduction.

"Temple recommends" is acceptable identification for cashing a check.

More movies are filmed in your town than in Hollywood.

You've never had a Mormon missionary knock on your door.

Your neighbors complain about where they live, yet refuse to return to the state they moved from.

You make a toast with red punch at your wedding reception.

You have more raw wheat stored than some Third World countries.

Your idea of a good time is playing Pictionary in the cultural hall.

Your idea of a wild party is a six pack of Pepsi and a PG-13 movie.

You and all your friends come to your mother for a haircut in her kitchen.

You measure Kool-Aid by parts per million.

You think "You're a 10 cow wife" is a compliment.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Utah.

**Thanks to Zach for the list!**

repierced!

I got my old pierce reopened last night. I felt a lot better now that I have it back. Yay.

my libra tattoo

I don't remember mentioning my tattoos. I designed one with Photoshop. I had to try 8 to 9 different ways of drawing the Libra symbol until I found the best one.

Anyway, I am thinking about getting a few more but they won't be tacky or gaudy. I want one on my upper back and two on my feet.

a question...

Who is a fakey ho?